This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
There is an old man sitting across from me. Phone rang and his ringtone is children giggling, I'm not safe here.
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
I opened a bud lite with a fencing sword last night. Yeah you banged that guy.
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
I blacked out. Broke into their house. Took a shit, and left. This is why you can't leave me unattended.
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
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