actually, I'm a sock model
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
she must wash her vagina with a dirtier vagina
not sure what i find more disconcerting, your text or the fact that i recognized that as a dane cook quote
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
I got to work, greeted my staff, then went into the bathroom to throw up. Who hired me to run a business???
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
I've discovered that regular handcuff keys, sadly, do not work on real police handcuffs.
apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
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