I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
my roomates packed me a lunch. it had bread, cheesewiz, a can of refried beans and a condom with a note that said "good luck on your first day". im not even gonna pretend to be mad.
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
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I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
You know it's been a while when you're having to resort to positive conditioning to get women
Last night you found an onion ring in your fries and then you started singing "A Moment like this"
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It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
A guy I hooked up with YEARS ago just endorsed me on LinkedIn for "customer service".
That's just how I roll. I drink, then tell people I'm either not wearing underwear or I'm training to be a stripper.
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
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