I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
and this is why I hate my dad. He got 25x more angry with me when I wanted to drive a different route then he suggested to get to his house (more scenic- thus more enjoyable) then he did when I told him I was driving drunk with 4 people in the car and I got my 5th speeding ticket last night.
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
You know you're hung-over when you're smoking and have the strong urge to eat the cigarette. No more buckets of gin. No. More. Ever.
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
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