So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
I just saw the preacher from the church I grew up in while I was buying condoms at the drugstore... he remembered me.
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
I sent him a bunch of texts telling him that his beard wasn't long enough yet so we couldn't fuck and to text me back in a few hours if it had.
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
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