the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
Thanks for not cleaning the drain like you were supposed to. I just vomited in the shower and I had to stand in it until I was done conditioning.
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
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