Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
He will not just "come" out of the closet. He will fall out, 69ing me, with two fingers in his starving asshole, wearing cum splattered lady gaga sunglasses, weeping.
That was the greatest thing i have ever read.
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
Future roommate keeps sending me pictures of cool shit she has for our dorm and I'm just like "... I have a set of Aggie wine glasses a great set of tits."
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
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