But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I was so drunk last night i ate cereal with a fork.
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
It was fun until I shot a pea out of my nose while throwing up. Left over tuna casarole at 3Am was a terrible choice.
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
Fun fact: the guy I banged last night. His middle name on his birth certificate is "Windstorm."
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
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