Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
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You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
You can't do wine Netflix and blow jobs in the bed you've had since 5th grade with your parents downstairs
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If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
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