I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
Found your dick twin last night
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
My roommate just walked in with a case of beer locked himself in his room and told us he was going to masturbate his feelings away...
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
i like coming up with different names when i reference that night. 'the night i got kicked out of the bar', 'the night i escaped from the hospital', 'the night we had that threeway'...
Randomize
