Is it sad that the only reason I haven't lapsed into depression is that I'm prettier than her?
Nah, we all need something.
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
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