if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
They're drinking Schnapps out of Spaghetti-o's cans. Please come pick me up.
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
I just learned that the grill marks on a Burger King burger patty are actually previously burnt on there with a radioactive spray-on liquid and McDonald's french fries are actually 5% potato.
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