turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
i should start naming my morning wood
great idea but wrong number
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
Right now I'm in a club where they are passing out glow in the dark dildos by the dozen. I don't think my life will ever get weirder than it is at this moment.
Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
You know that you're in a bad spot when the doctor puts you on 500mg of amoxicillin 4 times a day for ten days and puts refills on it...
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
All I want is dick and wine.
Oh god I found a set of car keys in my pocket, and I have no idea who's they are
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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