i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
Some chick just tried to plug her vodka into the wall.
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
I think someone tried to make a huge bowl of ramen in my bathtub. There's noodles everywhere in my bathroom.
All I remember is an overwhelming desire for chicken nuggets...
Yes, you pinned my brother to the floor by the throat and threatened to slaughter his family if he didn't drive to mcdonalds and get you some.
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
Randomize
