Big sunglasses are the new paper bag
ya. and they're way easier to confince girls to wear during sex
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
we literally hit three floors of our apartment building searching for condoms. also got macaroni.
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She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
There is pretty much a target on everyone's lips when I am drunk. EVERYONE
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For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
Well if homeless lesbian experimenting divorcée is your new M.O., you're gonna need to start drinking more anyway so if that's what it takes to talk about it tomorrow afternoon, bottoms up bitch
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
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