You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
you know whats weird about having a girlfriend....I look forward to masturbating now....sort of like quality me time.
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
A milkman. But instead of milk I'm delivering marijuana. And instead of a milk truck it's an armored car.
You're a weed delivery man, in an armored car?
I want to fling myself into the sun
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
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