Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
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matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
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Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
Drunkness level: fluent in olde norse
I wore a shirt that says "more tequila" to my bday party last year and that's why I want to be my own friend
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
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