Her vagina should come with caution tape.
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
Your roommates boyfriend just approached me while I was working to tell me about the staph infection he got on his face. Where do you find these people?
you had me at cake vodka
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
My new best friend is the drag queen who works at mcdonalds and doesnt judge me during my walk of shame coffee break
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
If he ever pulls my hair again, I'm going to conveniently have lock jaw. Then he can decide whether pain during sex is still fucking appealing.
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