i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
i threw up in his kitchen sink and then used a measuring cup to drink water because i couldn't find a clean glass. i just threw up down the stairs. it's gonna be a long walk home.
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
Its hard to hear the music in here over his nasal whistle. And his breath smells like old milk. I think I need more vodka, and he better be buying. You owe me.
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
BEST FEELING EVER: Standing in a hot fucking shower, while super baked, while eating a cookie.
You eat cookies in the shower?
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
We're like a married couple, but we only have sex on college holidays and other people's birthdays.
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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