Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
One can only hope that this night would end with my thumb in another humans rectum.
yeah. then i thought it would be a good idea to show them how hairy my armpits were, so they'd be distracted from the bush in my pants. EPIC FAIL.
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
Ran into my neighbor that's always crying. I wonder if she's like; "I ran into my neighbor who's always playing with her vibrator?"
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
He said they were his favorite shoes.. So I threw one down the sewer. Now he'll keep searching the house for the other one. Sweet silent revenge.
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
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