great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
I'm at the store buying plan b and vodka
the cocktail of hope
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
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Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
I used his computer to order the pizza and the only thing he had in his search bar was 'text NASA'
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Was having a panic attack, but I'm out of xanax. Substituting with vodka shots and breathing exercises. My therapist will be proud, yes?
What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
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