Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
operation have a gay friend backfired
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
If I could have all the money back from the pregnancy test i've bought- I could buy myself a vacation.
Or a large amount of condoms?!?
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he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
I woke up to a gnawing sound in the middle of the night and asked him what it was. He told me it was the family of squirrels that lives in the wall and to go back to sleep.
I must have drunkenly masturbated really loud last night, cause my roommate and his wife wont look at me
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
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Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
It was a bad idea to take ecstasy with cats in the house. No animal likes being touched that much. Let me know how your eye feels tomorrow
As soon as he called me 'darling' in that Scottish accent... my pants just dropped.
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
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