Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
I think for all the guys in my phone, I'm going to change their pictures to pics of their dicks. It's easier to identify them that way.
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Just face planted the stairs. Apparently Santa brought an extra step while I was at the bar... Fucking dick
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
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I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
I HAD TO TAKE A SHOT OF JAGER AND SOME REDBULL JUST TO SEE IF IT’LL MAKE MY MOUTH FEEL BETTER
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
He was eating me out on a samsung washing machine and as soon as I came, I heard the "end of cycle" song. That tune will now always remind me of the screaming, multiple orgasms I recieved tonight!
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