its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
im pretty sure i tried to attack the vending machine last night
lol who won
well im in the hospital right now so u tell me
when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
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It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
I think the tooth fairy visited me last night... after I chipped my tooth n blacked out, I woke up to my purse filled with cocaine n sequins.
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The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
You realized your blanket was a snuggie, spread your arms, and yelled "tonight I sleep like jesus!"
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
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