one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
Monday: I just need a drink Tuesday: OMG no more this week! Wednesday: oh shit how'd I get drunk Thursday: I'm glad you've stopped the pretenses
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
you bounced a quarter off my butt and it came back hitting you in the eye. karma, bitch.
I might be getting fired on this week so the only option i see for tonight is to get smashed and have an orgy. actually this idea might explain why i'm not an ideal employee.
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