How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
weed, chlorine, and victory. my bed smells like i had sex with michael phelps.
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
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Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
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Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
I'm doing my drinking workout. 20 pushups for each beer I finish. I should write a fucking book
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
Nope. I'm an adult now. I can successfully avoid to vomit in defiance of the porcelain god\n
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