did you get my message about your dog?
no... is he ok?
no, i didn't see him when i was being chased out of your house. check your drive way :( sry
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
Just checked my bank account while shitting blood. Neither action felt good when I was done.
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
You're getting a blowjob this afternoon. This has been your morning public service announcement.
Just spent the last 5 minutes laughing at my epipen. i think i'm too high.
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
I am mentally ready for anal.
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
Randomize
