Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
I just love that it's Veterans Day because I know in my heart that I have serviced some of their brethren in the dirtiest, hottest, most shameful ways possible.
Also did I tell you guys about the time that I balled for like an hour at a frat and made them play wagon wheel and then cleaned their bathroom
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
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