Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
im pretty sure i tried to attack the vending machine last night
lol who won
well im in the hospital right now so u tell me
If I had a penis I would totaly hang shit off it. Like stretched out peach rings and fruit rollups.
I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
You yell at me for giving you beer but not for licking spilled beer off your chest.
I gave him morning sex, a bag of cookies, and dropped him off at work. I believe I deserve the "best hookup award."
just woke up on my patio with a mouse eating cheetos off mys chest. youre all assholes.
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
You know, finding my first grey pube at 34 is FAR more distressing than finding that first grey hair at 13.
I DO NOT FUCKING WANT OR NEED THIS INFORMATION!
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
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