yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
so, my congressman just called me to say he has office hours this week if i'm still interested in talking to him. i pray to god this is not related to Friday.
why are there beer bottles in my dishwasher?
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
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Clearly he doesn't understand my need to be surrounded by cats at all times
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
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The uberlube is also flammable
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
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