Whenever I don't wipe thoroughly after shitting, I just think that anyone if anyone sticks their finger up my ass, they had it coming.
Bad news is he broke up with me via text message
But the good news is I've returned as mayor of whoreville
Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
As far as figuring life out your talking to a guy that's alternating text messages between his baby mama and a drunk bitch I met tailgating. My best advice is don't worry about shit out of your control and always and I really mean ALWAYS wear a condom.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
Is there a reason drunk me put drunk you's phone in the freezer?
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
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