I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
Also, nothing screams "don't talk to me because I'm unstable" like walking around eating cookie dough out of the package.
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
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