woke up this morning with a fat chick but she went downstairs and made pancakes without saying a word.
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
I'M HANGING OUT WITH THE DRUG DEALER UPSTAIRS JUST SO I CAN STEAL HIS WIFI PASSWORD, I HOPE Y'ALL LOVE ME.
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