Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
I think God is sending me all these 20 year olds to make up for wasting my 20's in that crappy ass marriage. Thanks Big Guy!
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
Grandma keeps pulling a bottle of captain from her pocket and spiking people's drinks.. She just yelled "I'm DAMN HOT to be a grandma!" .. I LOVE HER.
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