stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
Somehow I don't trust you in this state to talk to you about a colonoscopy
We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
why is my forehead so bruised?
i found you outside knocking on the door with your head because you couldn't lift your arms.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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