yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
i got so high last night i cried hysterically for like 5 minutes because i dont have any superpowers
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
I've shit my pants 4 times in 12 hours... Never trust a fart when u pass 30
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
We told him to puke in the Denny's parking lot or we wouldn't be his friend anymore. So he did. He wasn't even drunk.
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