I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
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I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
Ps, did you know if you google "drunk jenga", you're the first image that shows up?
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
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do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
Wearing Navy dress whites to a wedding is like having a magical panty removing device. I've never cockblocked a whole room just by existing before.
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
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