are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
I just walked into the kitchen and my dad was having this uber serious convo
With himself
Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
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