im drinking this country out of the recession.
i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
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Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
I guess the cop knew i was on a walk of shame and felt bad...i got to play with the siren the rest of the way home
why are there beer bottles in my dishwasher?
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
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I thought he wouldn't talk to me again. You know, what's that saying "why buy the cow when you can fuck it six hours after meeting"
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
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