ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Never eat 3 McGriddles and drink a carton of milk. It's like you're successfully killing self but you're alive.
I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
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This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
I just tried to eat one of my ear plugs, thinking it was a cheese curl. I need it to be break RIGHT NOW.
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
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Woke up this morning with my period. Saw a commercial for the beginning of Shark Week. I see what you did there, Mother Nature. My pad's off to you.
Dunno why I keep hitting snooze. It's never gonna give me the kind of sleep I need to be sober.
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
YOU LEFT MY FUCKING BRA OUTSIDE OF YOUR HOUSE AND NEVER TEXTED ME.
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
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