i'm pretty sure the devil's penis is california-shaped
Do vagina's smell?
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
Managed to convince my mom that I had been home for 3 hours sleeping on the couch downstairs and this t-shirt was your dads. I am SUCH a fucking boss.
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
I have a new game. It's called "how weird can you act before a guy won't fuck you". I've deducted most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane.
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
I have only made 3 good decisions in my life and getting really stoned reenacting the Lion King with my cat in a lion mane hat is 2 of them.
Randomize
