so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
Woke to a half burnt 20 in my pocket, covered in mud, clothes all wet, so im assuming I didn't use that 20 you gave me for a taxi
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
I cant tell which is worse. That its only my third time doing laundry this year or that its the first time ive done it sober.
The police woke me up so they had no choice but to see my morning wood.
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
My boyfriend sold my favorite shoes right off my fucking feet last night outside the bar. It might have played a part in our breakup today.
I'm at a gyno in Japan. Safe to say every possible rule of etiquette is about to be broken. Buckle up, motherfuckers.
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
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