I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
the new apple iphone has a feature that can find itself if you lose it, apple is getting closer to making a phone completely drunkproof...
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
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Ignoring the crisis im in. Sitting in the front yard in a kiddie pool. Wearing arm floaties, fins and a snorkel. Waiting for a hot guy to walk by.
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
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Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
Yeah if I don't text back. I'm eating. sleeping. Or lifting. Or drinking. Or playing call of duty. Like shit man
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
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