But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
he started yelling "squirt for me" then his girlfriend knocked on the door and told us to keep it down
i'm not really understanding how she couldn't figure out it was him
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
do you think they make "congratulations unfit mother" greeting cards?
or abortion recommendation cards.
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What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
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How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
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