nothing cures the holiday blues like an open bar
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
I don't care that you had sex on my bed. I care that you used my lollipop condom. I was saving that for a special occasion
It was a special occasion. Your best friend had crazy awesome sex on your bed. Thank you
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
He went out to smoke and when he came back I was still in the same spot naked and unable to breathe.
All I could say was, "ladies and gentlemen, THIS is why I drive 30 mins"
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
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