I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
Rubbed one out while on hold to buy tickets to Disneyland. Feel simultaneously like a freak and strangely productive.
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
I was so hungover at work I had my shirt on backwards. I had no idea how I managed to get through today puke free.
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
I know you're having a really bad day and I'm a little to blame for that and I'm sorry. To make your day go better just try to imagine what people's fuck faces look like.
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