OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
I'm making presurgery martini's. You need to be here.
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
Last night you referred to my vagina as a gym for your penis
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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