I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
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What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
So far in the last ten minutes I have tried to pour cereal into a plate. Today's gonna be a great day.
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
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Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
walked into my room this morning clutching two empty bottles of sminoff to find my roommate's ultra conservative parents staring at my posters of naked men. fuck parents weekend.
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
Grandma said I got a good handjob. I think she meant manicure.
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