Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
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it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
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Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
No other awkward car ride can beat the one you give your drug dealer home.
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
Literally the fucking master of salvaging the possibility of a blow job whilst also crushing somebody's dreams.
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