Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
It's official. Every single female in their late teens and early 20s get their fb statuses from a pool of cliched "quotes" which all say, without saying, "boys treat me like shit, I know they do, but one day I'll find 'the guy' who will treat me right no matter how psychotic I am." Vom.
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
I've spent the last three hours watching 30 rock and eating marshmallows and ham. I'm considering taking up weed to justify my lifestyle.
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
I went to work hungover and threw up in the break room. Told them I was pregnant and then said I quit. I don't have a job now, thanks vodka.
I now know he's been cheating for a while. I also know HER name, address, phone number, Facebook account, religion and zodiac sign. I feel like I'm earning my restraining order. Point is, never fuck over a librarian.
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