Ugh I have so many sins to confess tmw at church, you just made me think of many more I've made on that street alone
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
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