porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
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I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
He was dressed as ron burgundy and his pickup line was "dont worry, i wont make you jump in a bear pit."
I don't know what to tell you, usually I would just ask if they'd like to meet the captain. If you can't get laid it's your problem.
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
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Drive by water balloon fight on $500,000 boats ended when someone threw a dildo
O was like, nah, fuck 50-50. My version of bi is that i'm 80% gay, 20% drug-addled decisions. Apparently he's straight on hallucinogens.
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
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