i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
new low, i just stole money from my 5 year old sister to buy condoms
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
Everything tastes like Lysol. Am I dying?
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
I asked this couple what they would like to drink and they leaned toward me eagerly and asked if we still have THE root beer ... Idk if this is code for please add cocaine to my drink
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
There is an unwrapped tampon, a condom, a rubber chicken and a slim Jim currently sitting on our dining room table.
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
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