I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
Dude. I’m playing chess through iMessage with a stripper. What has my life become.
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
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